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Okay, so it doesn't do any of those things, but it can climb like nothing I've ever seen. Be sure to check out the Youtube video of this thing in action.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
It slices, it dices...
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Sunday, November 1, 2009
Our Two year Birthday Roundup!
October was our two year anniversary of LUGNuts and we celebrated the only way we know how...by building any vehicles we wanted from the previous 12...nix that, 24 challenges! For some of us there may have also been beer involved. And possibly other moderately frowned upon adult activities. I can't confirm that. Anyway, lets get to the roundup and see how we did, shall we?
We all know that song Lowrider from the classic funk band called War. I know it, Nathan knows it and J0n4th4n D3rk53n knows it. He proves it with this...decidedly nice Low Rida model with opening hood and trunk. Same trusty red pieces as most of his other vehicles but this one is a pretty good direction, I think. All...my...friends know the lowrider. The...low...rider is a little higher. Sing it with me, now!
Jon4th4n reaches for his trusty red pieces again but this time builds for the ever difficult All But Four challenge. Its a three wheeled truck. Its kinda tall, kinda boxy, kinda...three wheeled. Yep, there it is. I still got that Lowrider tune stuck in my head now.
Its not often bricksonwheels enters something for our challenges. I imagine being the world's "go to" Lego big rig authority takes a lot of time and patience to get those shapes just right. But when he does enter something...Oh boy, is it ever cool! For example, check out this "Insanity Ride" Peterbuilt 379 semi with trailor. There's no skimping on the details here. I'm digging the flared pipes, the subtle curving shape, the checker pattern...everything! it was built for the All But Four challenge. Lets see it has two front tires, 6...10...14...um...I lost count. Ok, it more than qualifies!
New guy Mark Dock proves the All But Four challenge to be pretty popular with his first ever entry...a very cool lego chopper. I'm digging the menacing rake of this thing and its low profile. He's incorporated some bionicle parts in there and its chock full of good details. Mark doesn't build much but could prove to be a pretty accomplished vehicle builder as well as a great photographer, so lets hope this isn't all we'll see from him. Good job, man!
A LUGNuts challenge would be nothing without one of Firas Abu-Jaber's Italian mid-engine super cars...or so I thought. As he loves sleek modern amenities, its no surprise he went for the Millennium Marvels challenge but this time he ditched his usual super car influences for this equally sweet Mitsubishi Evo X. This thing is 17 studs wide and takes a lot of cues from Ralph's tricky half stud offset techniques. Firas set out to make this his most detailed model to date...and, by golly, I think he pulled it off!
There is a such thing as a Trailer Queen, and no, it isn't my friend, Tiffany. A Trailer Queen is a show car that is too pretty to be driven so it travels from show to show on a flatbed or inside a truck trailer. The opposite of a Trailer Queen would be Olafo's Smog Queen built for the Junkers and Clunkers challenge. This low down and dirty rat rod is chock full of bad attitude and noxious fumes...kinda like my friend, Tiffany. She lives in a trailer park. Thats why I like her so much!
Raphy shows the ever creepy Fear and Loathing challenge some...um...fear and loathing with this Appaloosa D8-F8 stretch limousine. Nyctohylophobia is the fear of the dark and this limo is...dark. Yanno, if I had my own limosuine it would be called...a Linosine. Heh! I can't believe how funny I am sometimes! Wasn't that a great joke? No? Aw c'mon, guys! Ok, lets move on, shall we?
In Raphy's second entry honors the Play That Funky Music challenge with a decidedly watered down country sounding tune called Sideways, by Dierks Bentley. Never heard of him. To go with the song, Raphy builds a little yellow and white drift car. Sideways...drift car...ok, thats kinda clever. Yanno, ever since that movie Sideways, I've wanted to walk into a hoity-toity wine tasting place and dump a spit bucket of Merlot on my head. That, I think, would be one of my life's greatest achievements. Because of that movie, I also have a thing for Sandra Oh.
Improbcat proposes a challenge...in the middle of the challenge (but doesn't build anything for it!) and suggests that anyone who can coherently combine as many past challenges as possible into one MOC will get a Lego Camper 7632. You had to tag your pics with "improbcat's dumb challenge" and bribes were highly encouraged. The rest of us couldn't be bothered but Raphy, ever hungry for new Lego pieces, submitted a heavily modified Edsel that seems to fit a whole slew of challenges. Also he was the only one to actually follow the stipulations of the challenge within a challenge, so it looks like Raphy is going to be a proud owner of new new Lego camper! Raphy, let me know if that doesn't work out and I'll step in to make sure it happens.
Kin.Lego built a sleek little Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 that coherently fits five challenges. He fears the charging bull(don't we all!) that is indicative of the lambo logo...its spoiler and overall shape makes it perfect for At The Races...and red and white represents Fire and Ice. This is a Millennium Marvel originally designed by Luc Donckerwolke, so there's two more challenges right there. I'm digging the dark background on this thing...the gullwing doors, the white interior...all amazing!
Kin.Lego is most comfortable building 1:17 scale super cars. This is why it was cool to see him scale down to a minifig sized rat rod. This heap of junk looks like it used to tear up the race track...about two decades ago. I like the broken axles and the plantlife invading the rod's roof. That minifig greaser is going to need a bigger shovel to dig that rat rod out of that mess! Oh, check out the dead Lego rat laying sideways in the photo. Kin.Lego says it was completely unintentional. Ooops!
When you ask Nathan Proudlove "Who's Your Big Daddy?", he might tell you this time around its Aaron Grote, the original builder of this Ed Roth inspired Atomic Punk bubble top showrod. The MOC is awesome all around, but Nathan is the first to ever use the new Christmas ornament clear dome in a MOC. At least one other MOC has followed suit so far, but when you're the first to do something, you pretty much own it. This would have been a perfect solution to my Mysterion a couple months back but I'm pretty sure the 9 stud wide half sphere part didn't even exist back then. Oh, and get this, Aaron Grote...the man, the myth, the automotive legend himself had seen and favorably commented on Nathan's MOC. Hows that for awesome?!
Sharpspeed seems to relish in the power of the written word. Why else would he demand the roundups month after month just hours after the new challenges start? He also relishes in 4-wide racing cars. Here we see a trio of tiny turbos...all three qualifying for the "Millennium Marvels" and "At The Races" challenges. They are the Scaletti Vespa, Hydra and Zardo...all completely made up cars.
Then much later in the challenge...like a day after it was over with, Sharpspeed squeezes out one more entry with this HCMDF (hey, isn't that a German industrial rock band? Oh, wait, I'm thinking of KMFDM!) tank that fits in the Fear and Loathing challenge. Necrophobia is the fear of death, Phonophobia is the fear of loud sounds (supposedly made by the gun turret) and Algophobia is the fear of pain...which would surely happen if you stepped on this little guy with bare feet. Ouch! See, if I actually launched this roundup just minutes after the challenge ended as presumably Sharpspeed thinks I should, this entry would not have been included. Can anyone else smell the irony here?
Ever get a special tune stuck in your head...besides that old Lowrider tune just now? Has it ever haunted you for years but drove you nearly crazy because you have no idea the name of it or who its written by? Do you ever hear it in those times when you fancy yourself as a badass cowboy who takes crap from no one and rides off into the sunset after saving the day? Well, this has happened to Lino Martins. Hey, that's me! Finally, I learned the name of that tune. Its called Apache and was written in 1960 by a band called The Shadows. I built this 1960 Chevy Apache...in honor of that song. It has diamond pattern seats like that of a diamondback rattler and features a Badlands base complete with scorpions, a buffalo skull and a vulture on a cactus.
Tim "Rabidnovaracer" Inman kills two birds with one stone. I guess that means he hates birds...but what he does in his back yard is his own business. But he also satisfies two challenges with one MOC...oh, thats probably what he meant by that whole two birds thing. Anyway, here we see an awesome Grim Reaper chopper, Originally designed by Tom Daniel and has two tires so qualifies as an All But Four entry. It sports a wicked coffin-shaped gas tank, king 'n queen seats, some copious Lego chrome and the whole thing is topped off with a menacing iron cross. Nice use of SNOT techniques and cheese slopes for the cross. Its all around badass and its good to see Tim build his first ever (I think) bike!
A different Tim...Tim "Gambort" Gould, teams up with Mike Psiaki to build a redux of set number 6357, the Stunt 'Copter N' Truck. For our purposes, it fits the All But Four challenge but a set redux seems like a pretty fun idea that I wouldn't mind trying myself. Maybe I'll even make it an official challenge someday. (Let me write that down.) I'm digging the color scheme and the chrome pipes. Apparently Tim digs the whole thing too as I'll quote him as saying, "Besides which I'm really happy with it so you can all suck it up ;)" Alrighty, then!
Ricecracker has labored over this MOC for two and a half months. (Yikes!) The end result is a Toronto ETF's Ford F550 Armet Armored Vehicles Trooper. This little beast is only six studs wide but it sports opening doors, complex curved sides and roofline, opening gun ports, and even flashing lights. I suppose this is what's needed when Canadians get really rowdy...not like the disorderly hockey fight rowdy but like the holy mother of crap, its a mob riot kind of rowdy! Remind me not to vacation in Canada when that happens. I'm confused enough by the whole metric system and the fact that they put beavers and loons on their money.
So Peter "lego911" Blackert (Alright everybody, get some coffee. Sit back, make yourself comfortable, this is going to take awhile. You kids go to the bathroom now while you can! I don't wanna hear halfway through the trip that you need to tinkle. So help me, God, don't make me turn this car around!) builds a bright yellow Ferrari Spyder that fits the Fear And Loathing challenge depicting Arachnophobia. Cool!
Next on the lego911 slab is the 1968 Jaguar XJ Series I that fits the "Who's Your Big Daddy" challenge to honor Sir William Lyons, who is the founder of the Jaguar Car Company. This model was built in lovely green and features opening doors and the classic signature Jaguar shape.
He then ditches his usual classic luxury/super car configuration in favor of this neat little Police K-Bike that satisfies the All But Four challenge. He originally built this bike in 1986 (way before some of you were born!) but Lego has since put out plenty of sweet new pieces, so he has updated the build in 2009. Amazingly he's kept the old bike so don't miss the comparison photo in his stream.
If you all remember the Agent Janus challenge, lego911 breaks some records by building twenty something cars in a month only to double his own record later in the At The Races challenge. Well, its no surprise he was going to revisit the Agent Janus franchise again, but this time with a Ferrari 458 Italia Berlinetta in silver and dark blue...the iconic colors of the official Lego Agents sets. This deadly little car has a supercharger, guns and rockets. Oh, yeaaaah!
Peter unfortunately missed the original Fire and Ice challenge but recoups rather nicely with this his and hers Ferrari set. The icy cool is the Ferrari F430 Spyder while the red hot is the ferrari F430 Berlinetta. Two cars...one challenge. it just goes to show how completely dedicated Peter is to our challenges. But it doesn't stop there...not even close!
Next he revisits the Zombie Apocalypse challenge with this LCAD Ford Falcon XB Sedan Police Vehicle from the movie that arguably invented the post-apoc vehicle, Mad Max I. The movie was filmed in Peter's country of Australia pretty near where he lives so it makes sense he would revisit this theme again. Plus this is an Aussie Ford Falcon and as Peter works for Ford, this is pretty much his thing.
If any of you were losing any sleep in anticipation of how the Raphy/Ralph/Peter '59 Caddy triple build off was going, well rest your weary little heads because the results are in! Raphy bailed out due to lack of time as he probably had all the problems that the rest of us suffer from...yanno, hectic work schedule/nagging boss/paying bills/bad credit/sore back/hungover/dealing with the cable company/prostate exams/and reckless driving. But Peter pulled through first with these LCAD versions in both red and white.
Then, true to Peter's style, with only minutes to spare, he later submits a very sleek brick built version in red, just as Halloween and incidentally this challenge was winding down. Ralph had also pulled through with his stunning '59 Caddy that will be mentioned later in this roundup. First, we still have plenty more of Peter to go over. Are you comfortable? How's that coffee? Mine is a Pacific Roast from Tony's Fair Trade, Shade Grown Organic coffee. Yep, just like Quintin Tarantino's role in Pulp Fiction, I don't mess around when it comes to coffee. Nor do I have any storage for dead guys. Guess you'd have to see the movie to get that one. Lets move on.
His next entry fits the Millennium Marvels bill and its a 2011 Ford F-350 Power Miners Fuel Tanker...complete with three cute little minifig power miners. Awww, look how cute they are. The one behind the wheel looks like my six year old nephew that I let drive us home one time. You see, we were all hanging out at a friends house and we were all really drunk, like the kind of drunk where I woke up in a puddle of my own puke only to realize the puke was not my own after all. You know what I mean? I was seeing triple and I had the spins something fierce, so I figured I'd give the keys of the VW Microbus to my six year old nephew and let him deal with it if we get pulled over. I'm just kidding...I never had a VW Microbus. Or a nephew.
Moving right along, Peter submits this sweet Ferrari 250 GT Lusso, for the "Whos Your Big Daddy" challenge honoring Pinin Farina, cheif styling house to Ferrari in the 1960's. Cool!
As the late, great Billy Mays would say...but wait there's more! Like any good spy novel, the Agent Janus franchise is chock full of characters and plot twists. I provided the basic guidelines, but you all made up the rest as you went along. Here we see a wheelchair bound Dr. Nothing with his sinister looking...and I presume wheelchair accessible Citroen DS.
Peter's next entry...is Dr. Nothing himself. A trap for Agent Janus backfired, rendering Dr. Nothing with a broken spine (yikes!) and wheelchair bound. But, like any handi-capable evil genius, I would imagine his wheelchair is chock full of dastardly spy villain gadgets and gizmos suitable enough to make any secret agent shudder in his tuxedo.
Finally, comes Peter's silliest entry ever, its Stacey the Roller-skating Stegosaurus! Stacey has 16 wheels of skating pleasure, fitting the All But Four challenge, and no short measure of elegance and grace. With the weight of nearly four elephants and a brain the size of a walnut, how would a stegosaurus handle roller skates? I bet nothing good can come from that, but luckily for this poor dinosaur, roller skates weren't invented until later...like minutes after the cavemen invented the wheel. You historians look that up and get back to me on that, will ya? Thanks.
Ralph "Mad Physicist" Savelsberg has also enjoyed the Agent Janus challenge the first time around, so it only makes sense that he'd revisit the idea again but this time with a modern new twist. Forget the glitz and glamor of spy novels of yore, forget the French Riviera and fancy Lamborghinis, the modern agent's life is more gritty. They work for the FBI and drives a very utilitarian government issue GMC Yukon in the punishing sun bleached setting of the American southwest. According to Ralph's story, after serving some time in prison, Dr. Nothing is possibly a modern terrorist working out of New Mexico. Exciting stuff with a modern twist!
Next comes Ralph's aforementioned '59 Caddy in lovely pink. As part of the caddy build-off, this also best fits in the Play That Funky Music challenge as Elvis had plenty of pink Caddies, but not a '59. Country legend David Allen Coe writes about a pink Cadillac and so does Bruce Springsteen. I think its safe to say we're all very impressed with its complex shape, given the limitations that such a rare color provides. This model sports more pink pieces than probably ten of our separate Lego collections combined. That pretty pink Lego parts pack is looking real good to me right about now!
Steve "kwycstix" Walker has entered a one horse power cart for the All But Four challenge. It's a pretty simple construction, but most impressive is the very advanced horse cart shock absorbers he has constructed. I was at Steve's house the other day and we were talking about Ralph's pink Caddy and damn it, wouldn't you know it, Steve had the pretty pink Lego parts pack I wanted! Pink pieces has never looked so good until now. We also played this very cool racing video game on the X-Box. It turns out I suck at racing. Eh, its all about "low and slow" for me anyway.
Dylan Denton submits this very neat custom 1966 Ford Bronco complete with working suspension and a removable white roof. This rough and tumble little ride looks like it can go over most terrain and fits the first LUGNUts challenge ever...Modified Machines and also fits Fire And Ice due to its red and white color scheme. Nice!
Dylan's second entry is a clunky Model T rat rod called "Pack Rat". It has a large rear luggage box with plenty of junk in the trunk...just like my aforementioned friend, Tiffany who lives in a trailer park. She has "junk in the trunk" too. She'd probably kill me if she knew I kept equating her to rat rods. But, yanno, she does live in a trailer park so she kinda has to own up to it. She's a great gal, one of my closest friends. I never said I had class, but you all probably figured that out already. ;)
LegoExotics...as his name implies is very much into...um Lego exotic cars...yanno, like Ferraris and Porsches. But this time he tries his hand at a rat rod wrecker called Tiffany...uh, I mean "Lucky Nutty", The Old Little Tow Rod. It has suicide doors (not suicidal doors as LegoExotics writes), a working winch and a totally awesome V-8 engine. The name comes from the cute little squirrel head mascot placed on the radiator and fits within the Junkers and Clunkers challenge.
LegoExotics then lives up to his own name with this exotic Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce. This sleek car fits in the Millennium Marvels challenge and he jokes that it fits into the 342nd Challenge called "Longest Names On Vehicles". He has high hopes that LUGNuts will still be going strong 29 years from now. Wait, is my math right? I don't know, what am I a physicist? You guys figure that out and get back to me on it. In the meantime, he also alludes to the fact that this is fitting for next month's challenge as he emulated Firas's style. Which is a perfect segue to this...
That wraps up this month's round up! Looks like we had a great time. Be sure to join us for this month's "I Wannabe Like You", the challenge where we honor each other's styles and ideas. Will you build a sleek super car like Firas, or a totally unpredictable rod like Nathan would? Only time will tell. See ya for next month's roundup, thanks for reading!
We all know that song Lowrider from the classic funk band called War. I know it, Nathan knows it and J0n4th4n D3rk53n knows it. He proves it with this...decidedly nice Low Rida model with opening hood and trunk. Same trusty red pieces as most of his other vehicles but this one is a pretty good direction, I think. All...my...friends know the lowrider. The...low...rider is a little higher. Sing it with me, now!
Jon4th4n reaches for his trusty red pieces again but this time builds for the ever difficult All But Four challenge. Its a three wheeled truck. Its kinda tall, kinda boxy, kinda...three wheeled. Yep, there it is. I still got that Lowrider tune stuck in my head now.
Its not often bricksonwheels enters something for our challenges. I imagine being the world's "go to" Lego big rig authority takes a lot of time and patience to get those shapes just right. But when he does enter something...Oh boy, is it ever cool! For example, check out this "Insanity Ride" Peterbuilt 379 semi with trailor. There's no skimping on the details here. I'm digging the flared pipes, the subtle curving shape, the checker pattern...everything! it was built for the All But Four challenge. Lets see it has two front tires, 6...10...14...um...I lost count. Ok, it more than qualifies!
New guy Mark Dock proves the All But Four challenge to be pretty popular with his first ever entry...a very cool lego chopper. I'm digging the menacing rake of this thing and its low profile. He's incorporated some bionicle parts in there and its chock full of good details. Mark doesn't build much but could prove to be a pretty accomplished vehicle builder as well as a great photographer, so lets hope this isn't all we'll see from him. Good job, man!
A LUGNuts challenge would be nothing without one of Firas Abu-Jaber's Italian mid-engine super cars...or so I thought. As he loves sleek modern amenities, its no surprise he went for the Millennium Marvels challenge but this time he ditched his usual super car influences for this equally sweet Mitsubishi Evo X. This thing is 17 studs wide and takes a lot of cues from Ralph's tricky half stud offset techniques. Firas set out to make this his most detailed model to date...and, by golly, I think he pulled it off!
There is a such thing as a Trailer Queen, and no, it isn't my friend, Tiffany. A Trailer Queen is a show car that is too pretty to be driven so it travels from show to show on a flatbed or inside a truck trailer. The opposite of a Trailer Queen would be Olafo's Smog Queen built for the Junkers and Clunkers challenge. This low down and dirty rat rod is chock full of bad attitude and noxious fumes...kinda like my friend, Tiffany. She lives in a trailer park. Thats why I like her so much!
Raphy shows the ever creepy Fear and Loathing challenge some...um...fear and loathing with this Appaloosa D8-F8 stretch limousine. Nyctohylophobia is the fear of the dark and this limo is...dark. Yanno, if I had my own limosuine it would be called...a Linosine. Heh! I can't believe how funny I am sometimes! Wasn't that a great joke? No? Aw c'mon, guys! Ok, lets move on, shall we?
In Raphy's second entry honors the Play That Funky Music challenge with a decidedly watered down country sounding tune called Sideways, by Dierks Bentley. Never heard of him. To go with the song, Raphy builds a little yellow and white drift car. Sideways...drift car...ok, thats kinda clever. Yanno, ever since that movie Sideways, I've wanted to walk into a hoity-toity wine tasting place and dump a spit bucket of Merlot on my head. That, I think, would be one of my life's greatest achievements. Because of that movie, I also have a thing for Sandra Oh.
Improbcat proposes a challenge...in the middle of the challenge (but doesn't build anything for it!) and suggests that anyone who can coherently combine as many past challenges as possible into one MOC will get a Lego Camper 7632. You had to tag your pics with "improbcat's dumb challenge" and bribes were highly encouraged. The rest of us couldn't be bothered but Raphy, ever hungry for new Lego pieces, submitted a heavily modified Edsel that seems to fit a whole slew of challenges. Also he was the only one to actually follow the stipulations of the challenge within a challenge, so it looks like Raphy is going to be a proud owner of new new Lego camper! Raphy, let me know if that doesn't work out and I'll step in to make sure it happens.
Kin.Lego built a sleek little Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 that coherently fits five challenges. He fears the charging bull(don't we all!) that is indicative of the lambo logo...its spoiler and overall shape makes it perfect for At The Races...and red and white represents Fire and Ice. This is a Millennium Marvel originally designed by Luc Donckerwolke, so there's two more challenges right there. I'm digging the dark background on this thing...the gullwing doors, the white interior...all amazing!
Kin.Lego is most comfortable building 1:17 scale super cars. This is why it was cool to see him scale down to a minifig sized rat rod. This heap of junk looks like it used to tear up the race track...about two decades ago. I like the broken axles and the plantlife invading the rod's roof. That minifig greaser is going to need a bigger shovel to dig that rat rod out of that mess! Oh, check out the dead Lego rat laying sideways in the photo. Kin.Lego says it was completely unintentional. Ooops!
When you ask Nathan Proudlove "Who's Your Big Daddy?", he might tell you this time around its Aaron Grote, the original builder of this Ed Roth inspired Atomic Punk bubble top showrod. The MOC is awesome all around, but Nathan is the first to ever use the new Christmas ornament clear dome in a MOC. At least one other MOC has followed suit so far, but when you're the first to do something, you pretty much own it. This would have been a perfect solution to my Mysterion a couple months back but I'm pretty sure the 9 stud wide half sphere part didn't even exist back then. Oh, and get this, Aaron Grote...the man, the myth, the automotive legend himself had seen and favorably commented on Nathan's MOC. Hows that for awesome?!
Sharpspeed seems to relish in the power of the written word. Why else would he demand the roundups month after month just hours after the new challenges start? He also relishes in 4-wide racing cars. Here we see a trio of tiny turbos...all three qualifying for the "Millennium Marvels" and "At The Races" challenges. They are the Scaletti Vespa, Hydra and Zardo...all completely made up cars.
Then much later in the challenge...like a day after it was over with, Sharpspeed squeezes out one more entry with this HCMDF (hey, isn't that a German industrial rock band? Oh, wait, I'm thinking of KMFDM!) tank that fits in the Fear and Loathing challenge. Necrophobia is the fear of death, Phonophobia is the fear of loud sounds (supposedly made by the gun turret) and Algophobia is the fear of pain...which would surely happen if you stepped on this little guy with bare feet. Ouch! See, if I actually launched this roundup just minutes after the challenge ended as presumably Sharpspeed thinks I should, this entry would not have been included. Can anyone else smell the irony here?
Ever get a special tune stuck in your head...besides that old Lowrider tune just now? Has it ever haunted you for years but drove you nearly crazy because you have no idea the name of it or who its written by? Do you ever hear it in those times when you fancy yourself as a badass cowboy who takes crap from no one and rides off into the sunset after saving the day? Well, this has happened to Lino Martins. Hey, that's me! Finally, I learned the name of that tune. Its called Apache and was written in 1960 by a band called The Shadows. I built this 1960 Chevy Apache...in honor of that song. It has diamond pattern seats like that of a diamondback rattler and features a Badlands base complete with scorpions, a buffalo skull and a vulture on a cactus.
Tim "Rabidnovaracer" Inman kills two birds with one stone. I guess that means he hates birds...but what he does in his back yard is his own business. But he also satisfies two challenges with one MOC...oh, thats probably what he meant by that whole two birds thing. Anyway, here we see an awesome Grim Reaper chopper, Originally designed by Tom Daniel and has two tires so qualifies as an All But Four entry. It sports a wicked coffin-shaped gas tank, king 'n queen seats, some copious Lego chrome and the whole thing is topped off with a menacing iron cross. Nice use of SNOT techniques and cheese slopes for the cross. Its all around badass and its good to see Tim build his first ever (I think) bike!
A different Tim...Tim "Gambort" Gould, teams up with Mike Psiaki to build a redux of set number 6357, the Stunt 'Copter N' Truck. For our purposes, it fits the All But Four challenge but a set redux seems like a pretty fun idea that I wouldn't mind trying myself. Maybe I'll even make it an official challenge someday. (Let me write that down.) I'm digging the color scheme and the chrome pipes. Apparently Tim digs the whole thing too as I'll quote him as saying, "Besides which I'm really happy with it so you can all suck it up ;)" Alrighty, then!
Ricecracker has labored over this MOC for two and a half months. (Yikes!) The end result is a Toronto ETF's Ford F550 Armet Armored Vehicles Trooper. This little beast is only six studs wide but it sports opening doors, complex curved sides and roofline, opening gun ports, and even flashing lights. I suppose this is what's needed when Canadians get really rowdy...not like the disorderly hockey fight rowdy but like the holy mother of crap, its a mob riot kind of rowdy! Remind me not to vacation in Canada when that happens. I'm confused enough by the whole metric system and the fact that they put beavers and loons on their money.
So Peter "lego911" Blackert (Alright everybody, get some coffee. Sit back, make yourself comfortable, this is going to take awhile. You kids go to the bathroom now while you can! I don't wanna hear halfway through the trip that you need to tinkle. So help me, God, don't make me turn this car around!) builds a bright yellow Ferrari Spyder that fits the Fear And Loathing challenge depicting Arachnophobia. Cool!
Next on the lego911 slab is the 1968 Jaguar XJ Series I that fits the "Who's Your Big Daddy" challenge to honor Sir William Lyons, who is the founder of the Jaguar Car Company. This model was built in lovely green and features opening doors and the classic signature Jaguar shape.
He then ditches his usual classic luxury/super car configuration in favor of this neat little Police K-Bike that satisfies the All But Four challenge. He originally built this bike in 1986 (way before some of you were born!) but Lego has since put out plenty of sweet new pieces, so he has updated the build in 2009. Amazingly he's kept the old bike so don't miss the comparison photo in his stream.
If you all remember the Agent Janus challenge, lego911 breaks some records by building twenty something cars in a month only to double his own record later in the At The Races challenge. Well, its no surprise he was going to revisit the Agent Janus franchise again, but this time with a Ferrari 458 Italia Berlinetta in silver and dark blue...the iconic colors of the official Lego Agents sets. This deadly little car has a supercharger, guns and rockets. Oh, yeaaaah!
Peter unfortunately missed the original Fire and Ice challenge but recoups rather nicely with this his and hers Ferrari set. The icy cool is the Ferrari F430 Spyder while the red hot is the ferrari F430 Berlinetta. Two cars...one challenge. it just goes to show how completely dedicated Peter is to our challenges. But it doesn't stop there...not even close!
Next he revisits the Zombie Apocalypse challenge with this LCAD Ford Falcon XB Sedan Police Vehicle from the movie that arguably invented the post-apoc vehicle, Mad Max I. The movie was filmed in Peter's country of Australia pretty near where he lives so it makes sense he would revisit this theme again. Plus this is an Aussie Ford Falcon and as Peter works for Ford, this is pretty much his thing.
If any of you were losing any sleep in anticipation of how the Raphy/Ralph/Peter '59 Caddy triple build off was going, well rest your weary little heads because the results are in! Raphy bailed out due to lack of time as he probably had all the problems that the rest of us suffer from...yanno, hectic work schedule/nagging boss/paying bills/bad credit/sore back/hungover/dealing with the cable company/prostate exams/and reckless driving. But Peter pulled through first with these LCAD versions in both red and white.
Then, true to Peter's style, with only minutes to spare, he later submits a very sleek brick built version in red, just as Halloween and incidentally this challenge was winding down. Ralph had also pulled through with his stunning '59 Caddy that will be mentioned later in this roundup. First, we still have plenty more of Peter to go over. Are you comfortable? How's that coffee? Mine is a Pacific Roast from Tony's Fair Trade, Shade Grown Organic coffee. Yep, just like Quintin Tarantino's role in Pulp Fiction, I don't mess around when it comes to coffee. Nor do I have any storage for dead guys. Guess you'd have to see the movie to get that one. Lets move on.
His next entry fits the Millennium Marvels bill and its a 2011 Ford F-350 Power Miners Fuel Tanker...complete with three cute little minifig power miners. Awww, look how cute they are. The one behind the wheel looks like my six year old nephew that I let drive us home one time. You see, we were all hanging out at a friends house and we were all really drunk, like the kind of drunk where I woke up in a puddle of my own puke only to realize the puke was not my own after all. You know what I mean? I was seeing triple and I had the spins something fierce, so I figured I'd give the keys of the VW Microbus to my six year old nephew and let him deal with it if we get pulled over. I'm just kidding...I never had a VW Microbus. Or a nephew.
Moving right along, Peter submits this sweet Ferrari 250 GT Lusso, for the "Whos Your Big Daddy" challenge honoring Pinin Farina, cheif styling house to Ferrari in the 1960's. Cool!
As the late, great Billy Mays would say...but wait there's more! Like any good spy novel, the Agent Janus franchise is chock full of characters and plot twists. I provided the basic guidelines, but you all made up the rest as you went along. Here we see a wheelchair bound Dr. Nothing with his sinister looking...and I presume wheelchair accessible Citroen DS.
Peter's next entry...is Dr. Nothing himself. A trap for Agent Janus backfired, rendering Dr. Nothing with a broken spine (yikes!) and wheelchair bound. But, like any handi-capable evil genius, I would imagine his wheelchair is chock full of dastardly spy villain gadgets and gizmos suitable enough to make any secret agent shudder in his tuxedo.
Finally, comes Peter's silliest entry ever, its Stacey the Roller-skating Stegosaurus! Stacey has 16 wheels of skating pleasure, fitting the All But Four challenge, and no short measure of elegance and grace. With the weight of nearly four elephants and a brain the size of a walnut, how would a stegosaurus handle roller skates? I bet nothing good can come from that, but luckily for this poor dinosaur, roller skates weren't invented until later...like minutes after the cavemen invented the wheel. You historians look that up and get back to me on that, will ya? Thanks.
Ralph "Mad Physicist" Savelsberg has also enjoyed the Agent Janus challenge the first time around, so it only makes sense that he'd revisit the idea again but this time with a modern new twist. Forget the glitz and glamor of spy novels of yore, forget the French Riviera and fancy Lamborghinis, the modern agent's life is more gritty. They work for the FBI and drives a very utilitarian government issue GMC Yukon in the punishing sun bleached setting of the American southwest. According to Ralph's story, after serving some time in prison, Dr. Nothing is possibly a modern terrorist working out of New Mexico. Exciting stuff with a modern twist!
Next comes Ralph's aforementioned '59 Caddy in lovely pink. As part of the caddy build-off, this also best fits in the Play That Funky Music challenge as Elvis had plenty of pink Caddies, but not a '59. Country legend David Allen Coe writes about a pink Cadillac and so does Bruce Springsteen. I think its safe to say we're all very impressed with its complex shape, given the limitations that such a rare color provides. This model sports more pink pieces than probably ten of our separate Lego collections combined. That pretty pink Lego parts pack is looking real good to me right about now!
Steve "kwycstix" Walker has entered a one horse power cart for the All But Four challenge. It's a pretty simple construction, but most impressive is the very advanced horse cart shock absorbers he has constructed. I was at Steve's house the other day and we were talking about Ralph's pink Caddy and damn it, wouldn't you know it, Steve had the pretty pink Lego parts pack I wanted! Pink pieces has never looked so good until now. We also played this very cool racing video game on the X-Box. It turns out I suck at racing. Eh, its all about "low and slow" for me anyway.
Dylan Denton submits this very neat custom 1966 Ford Bronco complete with working suspension and a removable white roof. This rough and tumble little ride looks like it can go over most terrain and fits the first LUGNUts challenge ever...Modified Machines and also fits Fire And Ice due to its red and white color scheme. Nice!
Dylan's second entry is a clunky Model T rat rod called "Pack Rat". It has a large rear luggage box with plenty of junk in the trunk...just like my aforementioned friend, Tiffany who lives in a trailer park. She has "junk in the trunk" too. She'd probably kill me if she knew I kept equating her to rat rods. But, yanno, she does live in a trailer park so she kinda has to own up to it. She's a great gal, one of my closest friends. I never said I had class, but you all probably figured that out already. ;)
LegoExotics...as his name implies is very much into...um Lego exotic cars...yanno, like Ferraris and Porsches. But this time he tries his hand at a rat rod wrecker called Tiffany...uh, I mean "Lucky Nutty", The Old Little Tow Rod. It has suicide doors (not suicidal doors as LegoExotics writes), a working winch and a totally awesome V-8 engine. The name comes from the cute little squirrel head mascot placed on the radiator and fits within the Junkers and Clunkers challenge.
LegoExotics then lives up to his own name with this exotic Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SuperVeloce. This sleek car fits in the Millennium Marvels challenge and he jokes that it fits into the 342nd Challenge called "Longest Names On Vehicles". He has high hopes that LUGNuts will still be going strong 29 years from now. Wait, is my math right? I don't know, what am I a physicist? You guys figure that out and get back to me on it. In the meantime, he also alludes to the fact that this is fitting for next month's challenge as he emulated Firas's style. Which is a perfect segue to this...
That wraps up this month's round up! Looks like we had a great time. Be sure to join us for this month's "I Wannabe Like You", the challenge where we honor each other's styles and ideas. Will you build a sleek super car like Firas, or a totally unpredictable rod like Nathan would? Only time will tell. See ya for next month's roundup, thanks for reading!
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Zombie Apocalypse Killfest '09 Roundup
So, how did you like the mean and nasty Sgt. Rex Malone and our very first challenge officially sponsored by Brothers-Brick? Did they sufficiently motivate you to build some very cool post-apocalyptic zombie killing vehicles? I think so. Lets see how we did, shall we?
A while ago Jordan Neves of Brick Flotilla wrote a funny blog post about how stupid and predictable post apocalyptic vehicles can be. He goes on to offer an example using the official lego tractor and then slapping a bunch of ladders, spikes, stickers,plows,guns and bionicle parts all over it...because zombies hate bionicle, right? Well, Beuk takes the humorous advice to heart and sets the trend on the first day of the challenge with this Tractor based on Jordan's rant. Lets see how many other MOCs follow suit.
Without spikes, ladders or stickers, j0n4th4n_d3rk53n produces a decidedly un-apocalyptic looking box truck. Its sleek, red and unassuming...until you open the rear panels! Hidden within is an entire arsenal of deadly weapons just ready to take down any zombie hordes in its path.
Then later he hits us with what he simply calls Apocalypse Van. Its little, gray and kinda cute, but don't let that fool ya! Just like his first entry, this one has an array of hidden weapons.
q 159...is probably a robot with a name like that. I've seen Battlestar Galactica so I know how those Cylons are. Programmed to assimilate, he/she/it has built a pretty neat garbage truck that follows all the rules of how a post-apocalyptic vehicle should be. With guns, ladders, buzz saw blades and razor wire, this little truck looks like it takes out more than just the garbage!
Historically, the early part of the challenge is usually reserved for the kiddies. I'm just sayin' is all. Enthusiasm for the new challenge has all the kids racing to their Lego collections to be the first to build the next greatest thing. The heavy hitting adults, on the other hand, have jobs, complex Bricklink orders and longer build times which makes it so they show up much later. Which is why it was so surprising that Firas Abu-Jaber entered this post-apoc truck early on. Also surprising is its small scale. But Firas had a good time with this and built an unusual little MOC still worthy of the famous "Cars Paradise" style.
Steve "kwykstix" Walker has built a very cool post-apoc Bullfrog Shipping Truck complete with armor and a cattle prod. Or zombie prod. The tag line says "When it absolutely, positively has to get there through zombie infested territory, call BullFrog Shipping." A little frog guards as a hood ornament proving that they really mean business!
Tim "rabidnovaracer" Inman has threw together this little Urban Assault Vehicle. Yanno how its always real quiet right before a serious storm? Well, consider this the silence before the storm. Lets use this silence to tell you a little about zombies. They're not real...well, not in the undead brain eating sense anyway. The word zombie (or zombii) comes from Haiti and derrives from their voodoo practices. There are certain poisons you can administer that slows a persons heart rate to nearly nothing making them appear to be dead. More on zombies later...here comes the storm!
Holy mother of crap...just look at the size of this thing! Tim set out to build the biggest, baddest, coolest Lego hummer ever seen and I think he's done it. This beast is 42 studs wide and 72 studs long and weighs a whopping 10 lbs!It features functional four wheel drive, four wheel independant suspension and working steering. I've seen this monster in person and the suspension was just straining under its weight. Kinda like a fat guy straining to lift a couch....heeeerrrrrrnia!
Aaron makes the zombie apocalypse, or rather the aaaaarrrrrrpocalypse, seem fun with the ever resourceful road pirates. According to his story, they find a dilapidated old fixer-upper, then turn it into the baddest zombie killing road vehicle around. It has the standard spikes, ladders and chains, but Aaron gets extra kudos for giving it a fun pirate's sail and crows nest. That's that basket looking thing usually atop a tall ship's mast...its called a crow's nest. And now you know.
Later in the challenge, Aaron apocafies an old build of his with some of his VicLUG friends. Looks like a big crazy fire truck or a van converted to a pickup with a powerful gun...or something. Neat!
Long before the official set came out, Aaron and his buddy Rod built this Zombine Harvester. There's just something about a big ol' honkin' thresher that makes you want to grind up zombies. Its true too, there were like six of these at the Zombie Apocafest table at BrickCon...all of them different, gut churning disgusting and just plain awesome! I'm digging this one, too.
Philip Ryman built a '27 Chevy with gatling and chain gun. Yep. Ooooh, nows a good time to tell you more about zombies! As mentioned before there are certain poisons that can make someone's heart rate slow making them seem dead. Occasionally people have come out of this stupor days or even weeks later but in the time spent in a coma, poor circulation would give someone a gray, gaunt appearance. Also lack of circulation would cause brain cells to die so the person wakes with brain damage, forgetting important memories and basic social functions. This is how people thought they were monsters back from the dead. There were even stories of people waking up at their own funerals and rightfully scaring the bejesus outta everyone in attendance. Scary, huh?
Philip also built an apocalyptic hatchback with a flat 4 and a bunch of guns. He said a couple of guys living in a fallout shelter were looking for vehicles to fix when...yanno, I read zombie poison is very difficult to make. It involves all kinds of strange plants, a whole cocktail of different toxins and blowfish venom and such. Look, just read The Serpent And The Rainbow, ok? Its written by a Harvard educated anthropologist. It explains it all. But don't watch the movie, its only loosely based on the book and it sucks ass!
Ok, back to the round up! Sharpspeed built himself a Brawler Hellraiser heavily modded for zombie killing. It has a big gun and a sigfig and...yeah, look, I'm not saying the book is right or wrong. I know its been heavily criticized but Just read the damn thing already! What else are you gonna do with your free time? Its scary but its considered non-fiction. You guys like reading scary books, dontcha? I mean, its October. All Hallow's Eve...Halloween. Ewwwww it's a scary month!
This challenge has been sadly void of Ralph. He's been busy plus he's not so much into the zombie thing. Yeah, I know but what can you do? However, his close friend Ed "Lego Monster" Diment joined in on all the zombie killing fun with this...um...Zombie Harvester. According to the write up, the farmers and ore miners of New Portsmouth got together soon after the apocalypse. Fed up of the zombie raids, they converted an old ore hauling truck into the ultimate in Zombie killing. If you absolutely positively have to mow down a field full of zombies, accept no substitute! Be sure to check out the minifig gunner who looks like me named Lino. Now that's what I'm talking about!
Kin.Lego takes some time off his important studies to build quite possibly the only post-apoc car specially designed to pull wheelies. It has guns and a flame thrower. After gunning down a few zombies it'll look pretty damned cool peeling out on two wheels into the sunset!
Then much later in the challenge, Kin Lego pulls off this last minute entry called The CAT. Its all about modifying your average civilian vehicles, people. Why, with the right tools you can turn any rental car into a zombie killing machine! This entails chopping off the roof, and installing a kickass flamethrower and maybe a bunch of spikes. Get it? its funny cuz you're not supposed to mess up a rental car. Hah!
Dohoon Kim builds himself a badass post-apoc Shelby Mustang GT500 Super Snake. Ever notice there's like two animals in that name?...Mustang, cobra, super snake. Its not quite sure what animal it wants to be. But Dohoon gave it some spotlights, gated armor and other doodads to give it that apocalyptic feel. Hah, it was probably a rental car anyway.
Raphy didn't kill many brain cells thinking up the name for his new creation. I present to you...the Apoc Truck. Yeah, told ya it was sort of blah. But what it lacks in name it more than makes up for in firepower...as much as a modern tank, says Raphy. Its kinda neat, actually.
Realizing you get more written about you with multiple entries, Raphy whips up this Humvee with a trailer and flamethrowers galore. He is the first and only LUGNut to build a fig of the mean and nasty Sgt. Rex Malone. And who is the minifig hottie beside him? She must be none other than Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. You see, when I thought of the voice and character for Sgt. Rex Malone, I was channeling the great R. Lee Ermey of Full Metal Jacket fame. If you haven't seen the movie, he's a real life tough as nails drill sergeant who mentions Mary Jane Rotten Crotch quite a bit. You boys be careful out there...may you never meet a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. And if you do, put a helmet on that soldier!
And just in the knickers of time, Raphy chimes in with a third entry, a Modified Appaloosa Torrent-90. Its juuuust the thing for all your post-apocalyptic needs. Yanno guys, you can youtube R. Lee Ermey in action. I'd provide you the links but I don't want to contribute to the delinquency of your already soft brains so check it out for yourselves. You know that old adage about...this is my rifle, this is my gun? This one's for fightin' this one's for fun! If you're anything like me, you can occasionally get the two mixed up, but R. Lee Ermey explains it all in very clear terms. And he's always wanting to know your major malfunction.
We go from Raphy's cute little post-apoc creations and scale up the mayhem with Dylan Denton's badass early 90's flatbed truck! Be sure to check out the video that showcases the moving features including that deadly exposed engine just waiting to grind up a zombie into minced meat. Looks like that gruesome job has already been done as evidenced by the blood splatter. This is one MOC I would have loved to have seen in person. I'm just diggin' the razor wire, the window netting, the whole thing! This is what badass apocalyptic vehicles are all about.
And now we move onto this...um...thing built by Tim "Gambort" Gould. It...uh...well...what can I say? Its not even a vehicle, really. Say, did you know Tim is a well respected builder, Lego Ambassador and writer for Brothers-Brick? Yep, its true. So you'd think I'd be able to come up with a pantload of praise for this but um...I know there was a dust storm in Brisbane and...um...that's about it. I suspect there is some sarcasm involved here. So...um...let us bow our heads for what used to be Tim's sanity. Clearly it is long gone.
Jason son chimes in with this rough and tumble creation called...um...Post Apoc Truck. No brain cells were destroyed in the thinking up of that name either, but I am digging its six wheeled configuration, spotlights and its overall badassity. Is that a word? My spellcheck says that it's not. What does spellcheck know anyway? I mean, I was writing a comment on flickr the other day and spellcheck doesn't even know what "teabagging " means. Geez!
What do you get when you raid a forgotten beach and an abandoned community theatre? Throw in a Ford F-100 pickup and you've got Nathan Proudlove's Mobile Lookout Tower. The premise is based heavily on the Cobra truck from Mad Max 2 with suped-up zoomies and a boat windshield. Not happy with the standard gun that goes in the back of any post-apoc truck, Nathan asked his Mrs what should go back there. She said a lifeguard's tower. It turns out she has a lot of great ideas...remember Nathan's Mystery Machine? I've seen this in person and I have to say the tower is spectacular! This is one post-apoc vehicle with no guns or armor but it works perfectly with the theme. The chains and theatre box lights tops off this unforgettable MOC!
Lino Martins joins in on all the zombie killing action with my Mobile Slaughterhouse. Yeah, lets face it, I didn't kill many brain cells thinking up that name either but the write up says after the unthinking zombie masses turned this otherwise mild mannered family's prize stallion into horse liver haggis, they wanted revenge. What used to be their horse trailer opens clamshell style to reveal the gruesome kill floor where they string up zombies to be split open and made into glue. Because, after the apocalypse, its apparently OK to engage in disgusting activity that would make even Hannibal Lecter shudder. Hey, zombies aren't people anymore so its OK, right? No? I mean zombies eat brains, right? Right? C'mon, guys!
This 2nd entry by me will help explain some of my thought process. There is a certain feel to post-apoc vehicles. Lots of black, brown and gray...lots of badass guns and armor. How can I stand out? Something bright, maybe. What's bright and colorful? Something strange and memorable. A gay pride float! A zombie killin' gay pride float! Hah! Funny, but do I have any better ideas? I tried to get it out of my mind but it turns out it had to be done. So off I went building the biggest, gayest MOC ever...pink tractor and all! As predicted it mostly went very well with a couple of haters as the rare exception who thought this was in poor taste. Sure you can slice a zombie in half with a buzz saw (that really spins when you push the float along!) but put a few minifig homosexuals on a big happy float and suddenly its in poor taste. Well, love it or hate it, this won Best Original Apocafied Vehicle at BrickCon! I coudn't be happier with how that turned out.
Legotanks continues the notion that combine harvesters should just be converted into zombie mulching machines. I mean, it just makes perfect sense, really. His write up nails down the concept by explaining that the apocalypse would mean unemployment for the farmers who provided food to the world's living. So why not make less of the undead zombie hordes with this refurbished combine called...Blood Harvest. Great name! The thresher has been shortened to fit down narrow streets, it has two motion sensitive gatling guns and check out the gruesome stream of blood coming from the exhaust chute! And just in case the zombie action really hits the fan, there is a fail safe device strapped to the back that would take out the human farmer, his harvester and probably about 30 city blocks worth of zombies!
Legotanks also takes a 1965 Oshkosh snowblower and turns it into...the Meat Plow. Zombies apparently can't resist a beautiful delicious smelling maiden dangling a turkey leg on a string while seated atop some shiny rapidly spinning machinery. Zombies just aren't smart at all. its a wonder anyone gets killed by zombies in movies, but they do...boy do they ever! Solid zombie friends made into...less solid zombie friends...BAD! But delicious girl brains...GOOD! Zombie mulcher making big ouchie...BAD! Pretty girl brains...GOOD! When will they ever learn?
New guy Samthelegoman1 has constructed The Life Saver, this is an Ecto-1 type retro ambulance station wagon converted into a badass zombie combat ambulance. This vehicle is operated by Chuck and Doc and their lovable dog, Rex. I'm personally digging the dirt bike chained to the side. It seems in a post-apoc world, a simple bike trailor would be hard to come by so you must strap that baby to the side of the vehicle along with any other gear and doodads you can find. its such a great look. I can never get tired of awesome post-apoc vehicles!
Newbie Olafo gets ahold of a temporary camera just in the nick of time to present his trio of entries. First up is Big Mack, a nasty big rig that hauls a badass tank turret. It even comes with a soundtrack. His photo provides a link to AC/DC's timeless Highway to Hell, which is what anyone would be listening to if they drive this truck. I know I would.
Next on the Olafo post-apoc slab is a simple Four Wheeled ATV called Fodder. it doesn't have a soundtrack but it should. In keeping with his badass heavy metal motif, I'm thinking anything by Metallica would suit this little vehicle well. Yes? No? What do you think?
His third entry called Shot Rod would not be the safest thing to drive while plowing down a massive horde of zombies, but I imagine it would be fun to shoot them down from a distance while racing down the highway...perhaps while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades. He started with the whole soundtrack thing, and I'm just embellishing with it. Neat little hot rod!
The virtually unknown Legot465 has whipped up the Zombie Death Jeep. He's so completely unknown, in fact that there are no pics in his photostream, no profile, no contacts and only one comment on this photo. A comment that says...awesome! A comment left by legot465 himself. I guess when you have absolutely nothing going for you, padding your photostream with your own praise is a good idea. Better than no praise at all, I suppose. Good times, good times.
Ever wonder why post-apoc vehicles look the way they do anyway? I mean, why do they slap a bunch of guns, barbed wire, and cages on a beat up old vehicle anyway? Lego911 knows why. I mean, his homeland of Australia practically invented the post-apoc look, so what better way is there to honor his country and this theme than the franchise that stated it all in the first place? Here is the vehicle that started it all...The Australian built Mad Max Ford Falcon Interceptor. Incidentally lego911 lives near and drives on the very same roads these badass Mad Max cars raced on in the movies. In my opinion, this challenge could not be complete without this car and Lego911 was just the perfect guy to have built it.
Last but not least, Azaghal Gabilzaramul, the LUGNut with the hardest name ever puts a gangster spin on all this zombie killing business with this creation. Johnny Opera and his crew clean up the streets (so to speak) by blasting zombies oldschool gangster style. Check out that bloody spray pattern behind the disintegrated zombie head. man, I wish I had that undersea plant piece!
So, as it should, Zombie Apocalypse Killfest '09 ended with a big bloody bang! What do we have in store this month then? Well, its our special two year anniversary challenge. This means you can build from any of the previous 12...nix that...24 challenges! Will you build a sleek, stealthy car for Agent Janus or are you more inclined to show some Junkers and Clunkers a little love?The sky is the limit when you get to choose from anything in our celebratory 24th challenge. Happy 2nd birthday, LUGNuts!
A while ago Jordan Neves of Brick Flotilla wrote a funny blog post about how stupid and predictable post apocalyptic vehicles can be. He goes on to offer an example using the official lego tractor and then slapping a bunch of ladders, spikes, stickers,plows,guns and bionicle parts all over it...because zombies hate bionicle, right? Well, Beuk takes the humorous advice to heart and sets the trend on the first day of the challenge with this Tractor based on Jordan's rant. Lets see how many other MOCs follow suit.
Without spikes, ladders or stickers, j0n4th4n_d3rk53n produces a decidedly un-apocalyptic looking box truck. Its sleek, red and unassuming...until you open the rear panels! Hidden within is an entire arsenal of deadly weapons just ready to take down any zombie hordes in its path.
Then later he hits us with what he simply calls Apocalypse Van. Its little, gray and kinda cute, but don't let that fool ya! Just like his first entry, this one has an array of hidden weapons.
q 159...is probably a robot with a name like that. I've seen Battlestar Galactica so I know how those Cylons are. Programmed to assimilate, he/she/it has built a pretty neat garbage truck that follows all the rules of how a post-apocalyptic vehicle should be. With guns, ladders, buzz saw blades and razor wire, this little truck looks like it takes out more than just the garbage!
Historically, the early part of the challenge is usually reserved for the kiddies. I'm just sayin' is all. Enthusiasm for the new challenge has all the kids racing to their Lego collections to be the first to build the next greatest thing. The heavy hitting adults, on the other hand, have jobs, complex Bricklink orders and longer build times which makes it so they show up much later. Which is why it was so surprising that Firas Abu-Jaber entered this post-apoc truck early on. Also surprising is its small scale. But Firas had a good time with this and built an unusual little MOC still worthy of the famous "Cars Paradise" style.
Steve "kwykstix" Walker has built a very cool post-apoc Bullfrog Shipping Truck complete with armor and a cattle prod. Or zombie prod. The tag line says "When it absolutely, positively has to get there through zombie infested territory, call BullFrog Shipping." A little frog guards as a hood ornament proving that they really mean business!
Tim "rabidnovaracer" Inman has threw together this little Urban Assault Vehicle. Yanno how its always real quiet right before a serious storm? Well, consider this the silence before the storm. Lets use this silence to tell you a little about zombies. They're not real...well, not in the undead brain eating sense anyway. The word zombie (or zombii) comes from Haiti and derrives from their voodoo practices. There are certain poisons you can administer that slows a persons heart rate to nearly nothing making them appear to be dead. More on zombies later...here comes the storm!
Holy mother of crap...just look at the size of this thing! Tim set out to build the biggest, baddest, coolest Lego hummer ever seen and I think he's done it. This beast is 42 studs wide and 72 studs long and weighs a whopping 10 lbs!It features functional four wheel drive, four wheel independant suspension and working steering. I've seen this monster in person and the suspension was just straining under its weight. Kinda like a fat guy straining to lift a couch....heeeerrrrrrnia!
Aaron makes the zombie apocalypse, or rather the aaaaarrrrrrpocalypse, seem fun with the ever resourceful road pirates. According to his story, they find a dilapidated old fixer-upper, then turn it into the baddest zombie killing road vehicle around. It has the standard spikes, ladders and chains, but Aaron gets extra kudos for giving it a fun pirate's sail and crows nest. That's that basket looking thing usually atop a tall ship's mast...its called a crow's nest. And now you know.
Later in the challenge, Aaron apocafies an old build of his with some of his VicLUG friends. Looks like a big crazy fire truck or a van converted to a pickup with a powerful gun...or something. Neat!
Long before the official set came out, Aaron and his buddy Rod built this Zombine Harvester. There's just something about a big ol' honkin' thresher that makes you want to grind up zombies. Its true too, there were like six of these at the Zombie Apocafest table at BrickCon...all of them different, gut churning disgusting and just plain awesome! I'm digging this one, too.
Philip Ryman built a '27 Chevy with gatling and chain gun. Yep. Ooooh, nows a good time to tell you more about zombies! As mentioned before there are certain poisons that can make someone's heart rate slow making them seem dead. Occasionally people have come out of this stupor days or even weeks later but in the time spent in a coma, poor circulation would give someone a gray, gaunt appearance. Also lack of circulation would cause brain cells to die so the person wakes with brain damage, forgetting important memories and basic social functions. This is how people thought they were monsters back from the dead. There were even stories of people waking up at their own funerals and rightfully scaring the bejesus outta everyone in attendance. Scary, huh?
Philip also built an apocalyptic hatchback with a flat 4 and a bunch of guns. He said a couple of guys living in a fallout shelter were looking for vehicles to fix when...yanno, I read zombie poison is very difficult to make. It involves all kinds of strange plants, a whole cocktail of different toxins and blowfish venom and such. Look, just read The Serpent And The Rainbow, ok? Its written by a Harvard educated anthropologist. It explains it all. But don't watch the movie, its only loosely based on the book and it sucks ass!
Ok, back to the round up! Sharpspeed built himself a Brawler Hellraiser heavily modded for zombie killing. It has a big gun and a sigfig and...yeah, look, I'm not saying the book is right or wrong. I know its been heavily criticized but Just read the damn thing already! What else are you gonna do with your free time? Its scary but its considered non-fiction. You guys like reading scary books, dontcha? I mean, its October. All Hallow's Eve...Halloween. Ewwwww it's a scary month!
This challenge has been sadly void of Ralph. He's been busy plus he's not so much into the zombie thing. Yeah, I know but what can you do? However, his close friend Ed "Lego Monster" Diment joined in on all the zombie killing fun with this...um...Zombie Harvester. According to the write up, the farmers and ore miners of New Portsmouth got together soon after the apocalypse. Fed up of the zombie raids, they converted an old ore hauling truck into the ultimate in Zombie killing. If you absolutely positively have to mow down a field full of zombies, accept no substitute! Be sure to check out the minifig gunner who looks like me named Lino. Now that's what I'm talking about!
Kin.Lego takes some time off his important studies to build quite possibly the only post-apoc car specially designed to pull wheelies. It has guns and a flame thrower. After gunning down a few zombies it'll look pretty damned cool peeling out on two wheels into the sunset!
Then much later in the challenge, Kin Lego pulls off this last minute entry called The CAT. Its all about modifying your average civilian vehicles, people. Why, with the right tools you can turn any rental car into a zombie killing machine! This entails chopping off the roof, and installing a kickass flamethrower and maybe a bunch of spikes. Get it? its funny cuz you're not supposed to mess up a rental car. Hah!
Dohoon Kim builds himself a badass post-apoc Shelby Mustang GT500 Super Snake. Ever notice there's like two animals in that name?...Mustang, cobra, super snake. Its not quite sure what animal it wants to be. But Dohoon gave it some spotlights, gated armor and other doodads to give it that apocalyptic feel. Hah, it was probably a rental car anyway.
Raphy didn't kill many brain cells thinking up the name for his new creation. I present to you...the Apoc Truck. Yeah, told ya it was sort of blah. But what it lacks in name it more than makes up for in firepower...as much as a modern tank, says Raphy. Its kinda neat, actually.
Realizing you get more written about you with multiple entries, Raphy whips up this Humvee with a trailer and flamethrowers galore. He is the first and only LUGNut to build a fig of the mean and nasty Sgt. Rex Malone. And who is the minifig hottie beside him? She must be none other than Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. You see, when I thought of the voice and character for Sgt. Rex Malone, I was channeling the great R. Lee Ermey of Full Metal Jacket fame. If you haven't seen the movie, he's a real life tough as nails drill sergeant who mentions Mary Jane Rotten Crotch quite a bit. You boys be careful out there...may you never meet a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. And if you do, put a helmet on that soldier!
And just in the knickers of time, Raphy chimes in with a third entry, a Modified Appaloosa Torrent-90. Its juuuust the thing for all your post-apocalyptic needs. Yanno guys, you can youtube R. Lee Ermey in action. I'd provide you the links but I don't want to contribute to the delinquency of your already soft brains so check it out for yourselves. You know that old adage about...this is my rifle, this is my gun? This one's for fightin' this one's for fun! If you're anything like me, you can occasionally get the two mixed up, but R. Lee Ermey explains it all in very clear terms. And he's always wanting to know your major malfunction.
We go from Raphy's cute little post-apoc creations and scale up the mayhem with Dylan Denton's badass early 90's flatbed truck! Be sure to check out the video that showcases the moving features including that deadly exposed engine just waiting to grind up a zombie into minced meat. Looks like that gruesome job has already been done as evidenced by the blood splatter. This is one MOC I would have loved to have seen in person. I'm just diggin' the razor wire, the window netting, the whole thing! This is what badass apocalyptic vehicles are all about.
And now we move onto this...um...thing built by Tim "Gambort" Gould. It...uh...well...what can I say? Its not even a vehicle, really. Say, did you know Tim is a well respected builder, Lego Ambassador and writer for Brothers-Brick? Yep, its true. So you'd think I'd be able to come up with a pantload of praise for this but um...I know there was a dust storm in Brisbane and...um...that's about it. I suspect there is some sarcasm involved here. So...um...let us bow our heads for what used to be Tim's sanity. Clearly it is long gone.
Jason son chimes in with this rough and tumble creation called...um...Post Apoc Truck. No brain cells were destroyed in the thinking up of that name either, but I am digging its six wheeled configuration, spotlights and its overall badassity. Is that a word? My spellcheck says that it's not. What does spellcheck know anyway? I mean, I was writing a comment on flickr the other day and spellcheck doesn't even know what "teabagging " means. Geez!
What do you get when you raid a forgotten beach and an abandoned community theatre? Throw in a Ford F-100 pickup and you've got Nathan Proudlove's Mobile Lookout Tower. The premise is based heavily on the Cobra truck from Mad Max 2 with suped-up zoomies and a boat windshield. Not happy with the standard gun that goes in the back of any post-apoc truck, Nathan asked his Mrs what should go back there. She said a lifeguard's tower. It turns out she has a lot of great ideas...remember Nathan's Mystery Machine? I've seen this in person and I have to say the tower is spectacular! This is one post-apoc vehicle with no guns or armor but it works perfectly with the theme. The chains and theatre box lights tops off this unforgettable MOC!
Lino Martins joins in on all the zombie killing action with my Mobile Slaughterhouse. Yeah, lets face it, I didn't kill many brain cells thinking up that name either but the write up says after the unthinking zombie masses turned this otherwise mild mannered family's prize stallion into horse liver haggis, they wanted revenge. What used to be their horse trailer opens clamshell style to reveal the gruesome kill floor where they string up zombies to be split open and made into glue. Because, after the apocalypse, its apparently OK to engage in disgusting activity that would make even Hannibal Lecter shudder. Hey, zombies aren't people anymore so its OK, right? No? I mean zombies eat brains, right? Right? C'mon, guys!
This 2nd entry by me will help explain some of my thought process. There is a certain feel to post-apoc vehicles. Lots of black, brown and gray...lots of badass guns and armor. How can I stand out? Something bright, maybe. What's bright and colorful? Something strange and memorable. A gay pride float! A zombie killin' gay pride float! Hah! Funny, but do I have any better ideas? I tried to get it out of my mind but it turns out it had to be done. So off I went building the biggest, gayest MOC ever...pink tractor and all! As predicted it mostly went very well with a couple of haters as the rare exception who thought this was in poor taste. Sure you can slice a zombie in half with a buzz saw (that really spins when you push the float along!) but put a few minifig homosexuals on a big happy float and suddenly its in poor taste. Well, love it or hate it, this won Best Original Apocafied Vehicle at BrickCon! I coudn't be happier with how that turned out.
Legotanks continues the notion that combine harvesters should just be converted into zombie mulching machines. I mean, it just makes perfect sense, really. His write up nails down the concept by explaining that the apocalypse would mean unemployment for the farmers who provided food to the world's living. So why not make less of the undead zombie hordes with this refurbished combine called...Blood Harvest. Great name! The thresher has been shortened to fit down narrow streets, it has two motion sensitive gatling guns and check out the gruesome stream of blood coming from the exhaust chute! And just in case the zombie action really hits the fan, there is a fail safe device strapped to the back that would take out the human farmer, his harvester and probably about 30 city blocks worth of zombies!
Legotanks also takes a 1965 Oshkosh snowblower and turns it into...the Meat Plow. Zombies apparently can't resist a beautiful delicious smelling maiden dangling a turkey leg on a string while seated atop some shiny rapidly spinning machinery. Zombies just aren't smart at all. its a wonder anyone gets killed by zombies in movies, but they do...boy do they ever! Solid zombie friends made into...less solid zombie friends...BAD! But delicious girl brains...GOOD! Zombie mulcher making big ouchie...BAD! Pretty girl brains...GOOD! When will they ever learn?
New guy Samthelegoman1 has constructed The Life Saver, this is an Ecto-1 type retro ambulance station wagon converted into a badass zombie combat ambulance. This vehicle is operated by Chuck and Doc and their lovable dog, Rex. I'm personally digging the dirt bike chained to the side. It seems in a post-apoc world, a simple bike trailor would be hard to come by so you must strap that baby to the side of the vehicle along with any other gear and doodads you can find. its such a great look. I can never get tired of awesome post-apoc vehicles!
Newbie Olafo gets ahold of a temporary camera just in the nick of time to present his trio of entries. First up is Big Mack, a nasty big rig that hauls a badass tank turret. It even comes with a soundtrack. His photo provides a link to AC/DC's timeless Highway to Hell, which is what anyone would be listening to if they drive this truck. I know I would.
Next on the Olafo post-apoc slab is a simple Four Wheeled ATV called Fodder. it doesn't have a soundtrack but it should. In keeping with his badass heavy metal motif, I'm thinking anything by Metallica would suit this little vehicle well. Yes? No? What do you think?
His third entry called Shot Rod would not be the safest thing to drive while plowing down a massive horde of zombies, but I imagine it would be fun to shoot them down from a distance while racing down the highway...perhaps while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades. He started with the whole soundtrack thing, and I'm just embellishing with it. Neat little hot rod!
The virtually unknown Legot465 has whipped up the Zombie Death Jeep. He's so completely unknown, in fact that there are no pics in his photostream, no profile, no contacts and only one comment on this photo. A comment that says...awesome! A comment left by legot465 himself. I guess when you have absolutely nothing going for you, padding your photostream with your own praise is a good idea. Better than no praise at all, I suppose. Good times, good times.
Ever wonder why post-apoc vehicles look the way they do anyway? I mean, why do they slap a bunch of guns, barbed wire, and cages on a beat up old vehicle anyway? Lego911 knows why. I mean, his homeland of Australia practically invented the post-apoc look, so what better way is there to honor his country and this theme than the franchise that stated it all in the first place? Here is the vehicle that started it all...The Australian built Mad Max Ford Falcon Interceptor. Incidentally lego911 lives near and drives on the very same roads these badass Mad Max cars raced on in the movies. In my opinion, this challenge could not be complete without this car and Lego911 was just the perfect guy to have built it.
Last but not least, Azaghal Gabilzaramul, the LUGNut with the hardest name ever puts a gangster spin on all this zombie killing business with this creation. Johnny Opera and his crew clean up the streets (so to speak) by blasting zombies oldschool gangster style. Check out that bloody spray pattern behind the disintegrated zombie head. man, I wish I had that undersea plant piece!
So, as it should, Zombie Apocalypse Killfest '09 ended with a big bloody bang! What do we have in store this month then? Well, its our special two year anniversary challenge. This means you can build from any of the previous 12...nix that...24 challenges! Will you build a sleek, stealthy car for Agent Janus or are you more inclined to show some Junkers and Clunkers a little love?The sky is the limit when you get to choose from anything in our celebratory 24th challenge. Happy 2nd birthday, LUGNuts!
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