Saturday, May 19, 2012

LEGO Set Overhaulin' Roundup!


Mother's Day is this month. Did you guys do anything nice for your moms? Since I've been on the planet for a while, I feel qualified to offer up some motherly advice...that being: Always measure twice and cut once, go big or go home, and never, ever pay for strange. Ok, that's more like fatherly advice, isn't it? The kind of advice my dad would give me on those long awkward car trips. But hey, at least it sets the humorous mood for this month's challenge we call LEGO Set Overhaulin'...all about official vehicle related LEGO sets and how we could make them more awesome-er. Whether we decide to scale up, scale down, redesign or give it a new theme, the sky is the limit to what we can do. So lets brew some Three-peckered Billy Goat Coffee (or in my case Trader Joe's Dark Sumatra) and see what I'm talking about, shall we?

When it comes to LEGO set overhaulin' no one else does it like NK DeSign-er. Its just what he does...all the time! Its like God put him on this world to re-modify official LEGO sets into alternate models...in this case he takes the 5867 Super Speedster and turns it into a cherry picker. Wait... 5867 seems to be the only set he has as he says this is his 20th mod of the same set. God's plan seems rather odd, then.

Cherry picker

And speaking of God's weird plan, oh boy, here we go! Get yourself comfortable people. Lego911 has started the race early and didn't stop until long past the deadline. First on the peter 911 slab is a neat little Miniland remake of the 10220 VW Campervan in all it's slightly smaller Miniland glory.

VW Campervan

Way back in the early days of LEGO, sets only had three digits and way back in 1913, Cadillac put out this hot little number. Peter recreates set number 390 very nicely here and requests LEGO to come out with its original wagon wheels again in other colors...black, brown, etc. Upon closer inspection, it seems I have the wheels from the original set from 1975 given to me by the late great Heather Braaten. Sigh...

1913 Cadillac Lego Nr. 390

In my opinion, one of the best sets in the history of the world ever is the Creator 5893 Offroad Power...a neat truck and quad bike combo. Peter does it some justice here and turns the generic pickup into a 2012 Ford T6 Global Ranger. The ATV is lookin' pretty cool too!

Ford Ranger - Offroad Power - Lego Nr. 5893 Overhauled

I may be showing my old age here, but way back in the nearly forgotten shadows of my childhood, I had the original 565 Lunar Lander and Rover set from 1975. Oh, the strong sense of nostalgia I felt when I looked up the original...it definitely hurt my heart a little. Peter gives it a neat modern boost using more accurate modern parts. And the lunar landscape and Earthrise in the background...top notch stuff!

Lunar Rover and Astronauts - Lego Nr. 565

If we learned only one thing from this challenge, is that the Model Team line of yore was the best LEGO line ever and has surely influenced us all. Dare I say that without it, there would be no LUGNuts. Like many others later, Peter pays a great homage to the line with a modern remake of the 5581 Model Team set called Magic Flash.

Lego Model Team Nr. 5581 Magic Flash - Overhaulled

Next he shows some love for the 5550 Custom Rally Van set from 1991. I never had the set myself, but man, what an awesome look and great playability! Is it time for a senseless, seemingly unrelated joke? I think it is. How 'bout that overly tanned New Jersey mom that's been on the news lately? Does she look like a burnt baseball glove or what?


Lego Model Team Nr. 5550 Custom Rally Van - Overhaulled


You should check out Saturday Night Live's rendition of tan mom on Youtube. She burns toast between her legs. Funny stuff! Anyway, Peter yet again delivers the goods with this Miniland rendition of set 6624, the LEGO City Delivery Van.

Lego City Delivery Van - Nr. 6624 Recreated in Miniland Scale

Here's where it gets weird...like it isn't any weird already. This time 911 dials up his own digits and morphs the retro and dubiously numbered 6666 ambulance set with the newer 4431 model to form this neat hybrid. Just like the set box, the injured bicyclist waits patiently by his bike as the medics arrive. Check out that miniland bike! its probably the most difficult aspect of this whole model.

Lego City Ambulance - Nr. 4431 / 6666 Recreated in Miniland Scale

In case you haven't had enough of vans, 911 squeezes out one more...but this time the 6653 Highway Maintenance Truck. You know if you google images for this set, Peter's rendition comes up first before the official set. Hah! Suck it, LEGO! Wait...on second thought, don't do that. I was just kidding.

Lego City Highway Maintenance Truck - Nr. 6653 Recreated in Miniland Scale

But wait, there's more. Lots, lots more. This time he graces us with 1926 Renault, set number 391. Just think, if LEGO had a license with Renault way back in 1975, who's to say they can't do it again? I'd vie for the 2012 Renault Twizy...a step in the right direction in terms of the future and being all earthy-crunchy and stuff.

1926 Renault Lego Nr. 391

And something to tear up that crunchy Earth can be this remake of the neat 4433 Dirt Bike Transporter set. Already chock full of great playability, Peter pumps up the volume with some neat add-ons...like the tan bush, giving it that all important off-road feel. This proves that even concepts written in the challenge write up can and should be used.

Lego City Dirt Bike Transporter Nr. 4433 Recreated - Landrover Discovery 4

For those just begging for a lime green and orange twin entry, Peter pulls through with tangy new remakes of the 8392 Rod Rider and 8641 Flame Glider Hot Rod sets. Finally some god damn hot rods all up in here!

Lego Racers Rod Riders Nr. 8302 Recreated - 1932 Ford V8 Tudor Coupe Modified

Lego Racers Flame Glider Nr. 8641 Recreated - 1932 Ford V8 Tudor Coupe Modified

Damn it all! Why the potty mouth all of a sudden? I bet Jack Rebney would have quite a few more very colorful metaphors for this remodeled 7639 City Camper. He used to be a Winnebago salesman in the 80's and he's been dubbed the angriest man in the world. For a good laugh, I'd recommend looking him up on youtube but not while at work or around children with tender ears. He does weave a veritable tapestry of obscenities. You've been warned!

Lego City Camper Nr. 7639 recreated - Ford Econoline Campervan

A veritable tapestry of obscenities can't describe how cool I think this remake of the Auburn 851 Boattail Speedster is from the 7682 Indiana Jones Shanghai Chase set. Now if only he also built the black gangster car that also went with this set. Still, this is way cool! Is that all from Peter Blackert? Holy crap, it is!

Lego Indiana Jones - Shanghai Chase Nr. 7682 recreated - Auburn 851 Boat Tail Speedster

Moving right along, Ralph Savelsberg takes one of the best Model Team sets in the history of the world ever and makes it even better as a Kenworth W900. I'm lovin' the all-American colors of this set number 5580 remake. Or French. Or Russian. Australian, Cambodian, Chilean, Icelandic, Norwegian, Thai. Ok, most flags have red, white and blue in them. Still lovin' it though.

Kenworth W900, in the style of set 5580 (1)

Like Peter, Raphy conjures up his own 5581 Magic Flash revamp, but this time shrunk down to be all teensy and cute in minifig scale. He asks, do all Model Team sets have double stripes? I think they do.

LEGO 5581 Magic Flash revamp

Long before Raphy was ever born, LEGO launched the 854 Go-Kart in 1978. It had 206 pieces. Knowing the true meaning of downsizing, this one sports only 29 pieces...but both are blazened with the number 9. This is an impressive little dedication to a timeless classic.

854 Go-Kart revamp

Did this suddenly turn into an Ed "Big Daddy" Roth car show? With the snarling super huge grossed out monster bunny manning a freaky super-tuned hot rod you might think so...but Raphy cleverly pays homage to the little known 4299 set featuring, of all things, the Nestle Quik Bunny. Radical, dude!

Nes-quick

1982 brought us the largest cash robbery in history, the official end of commercial whaling, Michael Jackson's Thriller...and the 8846 Technic Tow truck set. In 2012 hardly anyone carries cash anymore, there aren't many whales left, Michael Jackson is dead and TechnicNick revamps the 8846 set. Now that's progress!



If you're anything like me, you think the Creator 5893 Off Road Power is one of the best new sets ever...but you also think it could be made better with more chromy bits and the inclusion of orange. Well luckily for people like us, Gilcelio Chagas answers all of our shiny, orange concerns with his neat remake. Wish it had the quad bike though.

5893 Overhaulin

Lets say all you have in your LEGO collection is the 7286 Prisoner Transporter set and nothing else. What can you do with that? The older town sets of yore used to show ideas for alternate models on the back of the box but not so much anymore. Peteris Sprogis shows us this little trio...one a dirtbike transporter, one a future police vehicle and lastly a police speed patrol cruiser. Neat!

Lego City 7286- 3in1

If you think Peter Blackert was the only one to go bat poopy loco with so many entries you'd be dead wrong. Turns out TechnicFenix13 puts out almost as many entries as his namesake. First on the slab is this 8262 remake. The set was white but this quad is lime green.

8262

Wishing I scooped up the original Model Team set in 1996, TechnicFenix pays tribute to the classic 5571 Black Cat with this modern rendition in all its hi-flash, no clean backdrop having glory. Nah, good photo presentation is for wimps anyway.

5571

He comes back again to tell us this entry is a heavily modified remake of the 8070 Technic Supercar but, I don't know, it looks pretty much like the official set. I guess we'll just have to take his word for it.

8070

Next is an 8448 Remake. I didn't even look it up to see how different it is. That's how lazy I've gotten. Maybe my half-assed approach to journalism reflects this half-assed approach to modding official sets. I mean, can we really believe he fully modded like seven large models this month or were they just things he had laying around and decided to photograph for the challenge? We may never know.

8448

About that fatherly advice earlier, what do I know about parenting? Nothing, really. Although my girlfriend and I now have a six year old wiener dog named Lulu. She's my first dog ever and I'm quite smitten. I'm now responsible for someone who needs to eat and poop occasionally. I can assure you, she goes big, then she goes home. Girl after my own heart! Oh, and TechnicFenix modded some other thing.

8466

Then he takes set number 8258 and builds the alternate model...or turns it into a Toyota Hilux or something. I don't know, I stopped paying attention like four entries ago. But my dog does this really cute thing when she wants food...which is all the time. I don't know, its one of those things where you have to be there to get it.

toyota hilux

Lastly he takes set number 8448 then gives it styling and huge tires from set 8466 or something. Eh, I didn't mean to razz on ya, Fenix. I'm sure these models took a lot of work. Its just I can't recognize one Technic set from another and it seems you just sort of had these laying around already. My own ignorance, maybe? Oh and get yourself a nice clean white background...it helps in presentation. We still friends then?

monster 8448

Accustomed by now to all of us hanging out without our pants, LegoMyMamma adds some much needed class to this joint with this remake of Stephanie's Cool Convertible. Now, I've watched plenty of episodes of Overhaulin' and while they've made old cars virtually unrecognizable, they have never completely changed its make, model and year. Mamma does just that by turning Steph's sporty little convertible into a classic pink Cadillac. Only the windshield was kept.

Friends Cool Cadillac

next LegoMyMamma gets in touch with her tough side (she used to fly helicopters in the Army, you know!) with this Indiana Jones Brickmaster Jungle Cruiser Jeep turned into a bigger and badder Jungle Master complete with dual horns, reinforced mirrors and quad LED headlights...cuz regular headlights just ain't enough when you're being big and bad in the jungle. She should know!

Jungle Cruiser *into* Jungle Master

Lino Martins does exactly what has been predicted of me...overhaulin' the Model Team 5541 Blue Fury hot rod set into something a little more badass. Ok, so while I stuck well within my comfort zones, no one could have predicted I'd give the cabin and engine such a sinister rake and loading it with as much chrome as I could muster. And thanks to ordering up the last chrome macaroni and straight pipes parts available in the country...only six wimpy cylinders. Hah!

Blue Fury Overhauled

Erth&fiya takes the green 6743 Street Speeder set, sends it to the Pimp My Ride folks, and turns it into a yellow Limited Surfer's Edition Beach Rider. The new 6915 number happens to belong to a Warp Wing Fighter UFO spaceship from 1997. I wonder if he knew that. Can you guess how he did the neat yellow stripe tire effect?

BEACH RIDER

Jonathan Derksen also brings new life to the Model Team 5550 Custom Rally Van set of yore. Dear LEGO. If me being The Big Cheese of this car group has any clout, please bring back the Model Team theme or something like it. They were the best sets in the history of the world ever. You probably should ignore reading the stuff about paying for strange, three-peckered billy goats and the New Jersey mom burning toast between her thighs. In fact, ignore this whole roundup, except for this letter. It would be best that way. Thanks. Your friend, Lino.

5550 Custom Rally Van (Redesigned)

If you're like me, you probably have the 7888 Batman Tumbler vs Joker's Ice Cream Surprise set and think its the bee's knees. Well, it is! But what if you get hauled off to prison for say...paying for strange...and you need a small pocket edition to take you through those tough nights in the Big House? Luckily, just for that situation, Tiler comes to the rescue! Also, you might want to really beat the crap out of the biggest guy you see the first night you're there. That'll surely remedy any unwanted encounters in the prison shower later.

Lego 7888 pocket edition – The Tumbler: Joker's (micro) Ice Cream Surprise

No stranger to prison shower shenanigans is Tim Inman with his redo of the 5510 Off Road 4x4 Jeep. Way back in '86 we had to be content with Culture Club, The Cosby Show, Crocodile Dundee...and the fact that this official set was boring yellow and not really a 4x4. Tim changes all that with beefy tires, independent suspension and for the love of God, sand green all y'all!

5510 Off Road 4X4 Overhauled

The baddest of the bad boys in the hot rodding world is Jimmy Shine. The baddest of the bad boys in the LEGO hot rodding world has got to be Zenn with his Roadkill Hot Rod inspired by Mr. Shine and the wimpier 6538 Rebel Roadster set. Hey, it was '94 and LEGO was trying their best. It was long before they hired Misterzumbi onto the scene and what did a bunch of Danish toy makers know about hot rodding anyway?

Roadkill Hot Rod

My co-worker at the LEGO store calls himself WachutuChief, but his real name is Austin. He likes to take already awesome official sets and infuse a little sumpin' sumpin' of his own. In this case the 10220 VW Camper van now has a trailer, surf board, camping gear, steering...and power functions! Oh, and the steering wheel is on the British side just to be different.

At the campsite

Long past the due date but before I could get my shiznit together to write this roundup, a guy takes a break from his Bad furday to revamp the old 6896 M-Tron Celestial Forager set into...uh...also a Celestial Forager...but different. Now it has interior climate controls. You're gonna want A/C when you're exploring new planets like the pink suede couch in the photo...oh and I suppose life supporting air regulators as well. What do I know about couch travel?

Celestial Forager

Is that all of them? Yep, it is. Like most things, this roundup begins with ill-suited fatherly advice and ends with a pink suede couch. Kinda like my high school prom. Anyway, stay tuned next month for a new challenge we like to call Rubber Side Down, Shiny Side Up. What the hell does that mean, you ask. Well, we're all some pretty phenomenal car builders so I figured we'd shake things up a bit and build motorcycles in all of their forms. Whether they be trikes, choppers, bobbers, or scooters the sky is the limit with what you can do with motorcycles. They're hard as all hell to build but strangely satisfying once done. So as bikers sometimes greet each other before a long road trip, lets keep the rubber side down and the shiny side up in this month's challenge. I'm outta here. Until next month, get the hell off my lawn, all of youse!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Love For The Bug Roundup


First and foremost, I need to write a dedication to a dear friend who has passed from this world all too soon. Heather Braaten was a friend to us all and while not an avid car builder, her custom license plates were immeasurably valuable to our cause. Even if you have never met her in person, she has touched us with her kindness, her humor, and her marvelous LEGO creations. I was part of her search team when she was missing, and when her body was found I attended her funeral service. I'm still feeling a little blue from all of this so if my jokes fall short this time, you know why. Heather, if you read the LUGNuts blog up there in LEGO heaven, you are missed.


Heather at BrickCon


 Alrighty, now that that is over with, lets brew some Three-Peckered Billy Goat coffee and sit back for the Love For The Bug Roundup...all about the VW Beetle. Oh yeah, I have Three-Peckered Billy Goat again. Drinking the stuff now for reals, yo. We should make it the official coffee of LUGNuts. Anyway, back to the subject at hand...while we could have built the classic, the 1999 remake, or the sportier new 2012 version in any of its forms, we may as well have just called this challenge...Love For The Volksrod. Let's show ya what I mean.

Our first entry by Ralph Savelsberg is not a Volksrod, but actually a super rare Volkswagen Hebmüller Cabriolet. What does that mean, you ask? Well its a two seater convertible version built between 1949 and 1952 and less than 100 are still around today.

Volkswagen Hebmüller Cabriolet (1)

Less than 100 Volksrods were built for this challenge but it seemed like just as many. Jonathan Derksen builds the first of many Volksrods but with its chopped roof and striking red and white color scheme it doesn’t make it any less cool. A custom corvair engine powers this awesome bad boy.

Volksrod Dragster

The ladybug inspired this cute pudgy little entry built by LegoMyMamma. You boys know the drill when there’s a lady present. You might wanna comb that hair. Maybe tuck in that shirt. Hide the pinup poster. Maybe straighten up your room a little. Put some chips out or something. Maybe some cheese and crackers...and wine. Women like that. And for the love of God, put some pants on for cripes sakes!

V-dub LadyBug

No stranger to wine, cheese, and pant-less cavorting is Lino Martins and my VW convertible called Blue Hawaiian. Anyone who knows me well knows I like tikis, LEGO and cars. Finally I get to combine the three, and like the cocktail of the same name, this surfin’ woody entry goes down smooth! It makes me glad I didn’t go with my second choice...a Volksrod.

VW Beetle...Blue Hawaiian

That’s because Raphy...and several other dudes after him...did a great job in tackling the Volksrod with it’s chopped, fender-less form. This one is called Werewagen and like Raphy, this entry is “Back In Black”. Click the pic to see that Raphy included the lyrics to that classic AC/DC tune. Ahh that takes me back to high school with its jean jackets, boring math classes, and pimple cream.

Custom 1953-1958 VW Beetle "Werewagen"

Dylan Denton puts us all on Camber Alert with a Volksrod of his own. He tells us...The best way to respect the Beetle...is to completely disrespect the Beetle. This entry is chopped, dropped, and given the import camber treatment. Inspired by the JDM Import scene, this is what Abercrombie and Fitch wearing stereotypes would drive had they not blown all their money on Axe body spray and hair gel.

Custom VW Beetle "Camber Alert"

TechnicFenix13 spins his particular breed of technic trickery with his own Volksrod. I guess those awkward father-son talks would have gone a lot better in this rather than in an Aries K Wagon. You know the ones...had you have learned to wipe like a real man instead of like your mother you would have become an engineer and not an artist.

volksrod

I know, I know, I used that joke already. But what else can I say to yet another Volksrod? Repeating jokes is like repeating Volksrods. And speaking of which, Peteris Sprogis chimes in with a Volksrod, except he cuts out the whole back end and gives it a big honkin’ performance engine. Yay!

Volksrod PS

If you need spiritual advice from a slow moving reptile, new guy, Reverend Turtle ought to provide the answers you seek. He has also provided his first ever LUGNuts entry, a 4-stud wide cabriolet convertible. Welcome to our happy little group, Reverend! Hey, at least its not yet another Volksrod, right?

4-stud Lego Beetle

You know what is yet another Volksrod? This entry by Dohoon Kim. Except this one takes coloring cues from a bumblebee and is powered by a 2.7 Porsche flat-6 engine. I’m powered by Corn Pops, Three-Peckered Billy Goat, and the hope that we’ll never see another Volksrod again. Don’t get me wrong, they were all awesome...but yanno, there is other things to do with a VW Bug.

Volksrod

Like, for example this Volksrod...uh, I mean Meyers Manxster as built by Tim Inman. Wait, what? Yep, this ultimate beach-mobile is based on a shortened V-DUB chassis and therefore thankfully fits within our rules for the challenge. Back in the 60’s a guy named Bruce Meyers got tired of looking at his Bug and decided to do something radical to it. It was so popular over 300 companies sprouted to offer their own versions.

Meyers Manxter

And speaking of radical, you can always count on Nathan Proudlove to come up with something out of the ordinary. A phenomenon occurs where peeps take a VW chassis and engine and make some pretty crazy trikes outta them. Some even keep the entire VW Bug back end intact. This one doesn’t but is a refreshingly welcome entry nonetheless.

vw-trike

If it wasn’t for Peter Blackert, this challenge would have been completely void of the sporty new 2012 redesign. But thankfully he chimes in better late than never with this LCAD trio. The first in striking Carbon Grey and Orange. It was rendered to evoke the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, big wheels and spoilers. Yep!

VW New Beetle Mk II RS - ByVWvortex

And by spoilers, he means the chick in The Crying Game is totally a dude! Hopefully you would have known that by now...and if you didn’t...well, I just spoiled the ending for you. Still, a startlingly attractive shemale like her would be pretty in pink driving this lovely 2012 in Friends colors. The flower on the door adds a nice feminine touch to this frilly pink ride. A girl has gotta accessorize, right?

VW New Beetle Mk II - 2012

Hail a taxi in Mexico and you’ll likely hop into a classic Beetle in green and white, just like this one. Hail a taxi in Tijuana and even if you tell them you want to go back to the ship they may likely take you to seedy some bar with a lowbrow floor show that involves...like yanno...ping-pong balls and...stuff. I should know, I was in the Navy once.

VW Beetle Taxi Mexico City

Well, now that I left you with that unsettling image in mind, we bring this challenge to a tasteless close. We’re all hot rodders at heart so it was no surprise there were no less than six Volksrods. All the entries turned out awesome but I’ll be pretty happy if I don’t see another Volksrod for awhile. Tune in next month for a little challenge we call LEGO set Overhaulin’ where we take any official vehicle related set from LEGO history and give it a remake. Anything goes, you can scale up, scale down...even change the theme or rework the design entirely. There has already been some pretty snazzy entries so I’m excited to see how the challenge unfolds. Chances are there will be no Volksrods...unless, of course, someone chooses to revamp the 10187 set into a Volksrod. Then what will we do? Roll our eyes, probably.

In light of recent events, be sure to call your parents, your grandparents, sisters, brothers and loved ones. Let ‘em know how you’re doing. They like to know you’re still alive and kicking...even if you’re a crusty old Navy salt like me. Take care. See ya next time.

Friday, March 16, 2012

52 Pickup Roundup


Welcome to the first roundup that sounds ridiculous when you say it out loud...52 Pickup Roundup. The challenge stated that we either build any 52 pickup, or better yet, something having to do with cards and card games. You know how the game goes...I played it once when I was a kid. You ask a friend if they want to play 52 Pickup, they say hell yeah, then you drop the cards all over the floor and tell them to pick them up. Then came a series of events I had to repress until I was 30. Stupid childhood demons! Anyway, lets just brew some Three-Peckered Billy Goat coffee, kick back, and see how this hand was dealt, shall we? See what I did there? Card games...hand was dealt. Hah, I'm so clever!

Clearly Gilcelio still had Batman on the brain from the last challenge with this Joker-Mobile. The bombs look pretty cool and with a turn of a gear the boxing glove up front slowly telescopes out. Nah, go ahead, stand right there. I'll punch you with my oversized boxing glove, this'll take a few minutes. Anyway, all joking aside, this haunting ride is just fitting for the psychopathic clown prince of crime.

The Joker 2025

You could say Lino Martins had Batman on the brain too with this Two-Face looking lead sled, but actually I didn't. Named for the King of Hearts, the king who holds a knife to his own back, this Suicide King is a chopped and lowered '50 Merc with chromed out bits, suicide doors, and a striking bilateral color scheme. Black, white, and red are the primary colors of playing cards and this whole radical ride takes design cues from classic hot rodding. This is what we live for, people...um...Suicide King.

'50 Merc...Suicide King

Tires on the road cause friction and friction slows you down. This is why in racing, you want the least amount of rubber on the road as possible to get you across the finish line before anyone else. This is why this eight wheeled, eight carbs, and eight pipes having formula 1 racer built by Oldeconoline is so damned crazy. Naturally, this wild orange and blue get up is called Crazy 8's. And to think, he started this project as a Model T with 8 seats and ended it like this. Pretty crazy, right?

Crazy 8's

You know who's crazy? Jonathan Derksen. Probably. All I can say is I met the kid, and behind all that boyish youthful charm is a no pants wearing, bus riding, mouth breathing lunatic waiting to happen. But enough about me. Lets just enjoy this 1952 Austin A40 pickup. Not only does it follow the alternate non-card related clause of the challenge, but it is also an alternate build of the official VW Bus set. Pretty alternative, right? Makes me want to wear guyliner and listen to Siouxsie and the Banshees.

1952 Austin A40 Pick Up

I think I built my VW Bus while wearing a cape made of human skin. That has nothing at all to do with being creepy or weird...its just the LEGO room was cold and I just happen to have it handy. They say, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade and when life hands you yards and yards of human skin, you make a cape out of it. And possibly a lamp shade. Oh and Tim Inman built this very slick 1960 Cadillac Coupe deVille called Spite and Malice. Its one of my all time faves by Tim. The engine looks sort of like a Venus Flytrap.

Spite and Malice: 1960 Cadillac Coupe deVille

Ever heard of the card game Rummy 500? I never did, but this 1969 Ford Galaxie 500 Country Wagon built by Christopbrill may be just the thing to cure what ails ya. I love wagons so it certainly works for me. Ask your doctor if the 1969 Galaxie 500 Country Wagon is right for you. Side effects may include profuse sweating, dizziness, vomiting, diarrhea, heartburn, stank breath and fallen arches. Consult your doctor if you experience heart palpitations or erections lasting more than four hours.

1969 Ford Galaxie 500 Country Sedan

What do you call it when you cram a modified VW Microbus chock full of technic Porsche Martini racing team dudes? A full house. Just ask Malte Dorowski. He knows. He also knows the square root of pi, probably. I don't know the square root of pi. I left that information on the bus a long time ago...along with my pants. But I do know this is a pretty cool creation.


You know what else is cool? If The Joker drove the Deathproof Nova you'd get something like this next creation as built by Raphy. The skull ornament, the racing stripes, the dark green hood scoop, the little hint of yellow in the rims, all neat touches...but I like best the forced perspective photography featuring the Joker card. It makes everything seem all moody and sinister. But Raphy...clean your lens, sonnyboy! You've got schmutz all over it.

The Jokermobile


Speaking of moody and sinister, check out this murdered out all black F1 racer built by DeTomasso77. It is simply called The Player and it looks like it is becoming self aware and could quietly follow you down a dark ally in the dead of night. If Christine was a F1 racer, it would look like this. If that sinister truck in the movie Duel were a F1 racer it would look like this. If the car in that movie...um...The Car were a F1 racer it would look like this.

Lugnuts 52nd Challenge, John Player Special Lotus 72 (The Player)


L@go plays the hand he was dealt and comes up all Aces with this thugged out little rat rod called Ace of Spades. In this case the jokes just write themselves. Let me simply copy/paste what L@go wrote: Meet Jack, called Ace by his friends. You've probably already spotted all the shovels he's got stored in that crate. He's a shovel salesman - which is how he got the nickname 'Ace of Spades' (insert drum roll and hi-hat crash)...

Ace of Spades 10

Well, it was short and sweet, but there you have it, the 52 Pickup Roundup. Yep, its still just as silly when spelled out a second time. In case we have any readers out there who are FBI agents I didn't build my VW Bus while wearing a cape of humanskin. I think I was in black pants and some sort of t-shirt. Both woven from cotton, not skin. I built it on the kitchen table with my girlfriend. I also keep my pants firmly on while riding the bus. I'm not even drinking Three-Peckered Billy Goat coffee...its trader Joe's French Roast. Sounds downright boring, truth be told. Sorry to disappoint. Can you find it in your hearts to forgive me? While you're mulling that over stay tuned for next month's challenge called Love For The Bug...all about the cute little VW Beetle. Whether it be bog standard or wildly customized...whether it be classic, the 1999 redesign or even the sportier new 2012, the sky is the limit with this challenge. Ted Bundy owned a VW Beetle. Talk about creepy and sinister!