These S Holes can't be bothered to park their cars anywhere but as close as possible to the store, even at the extent of parking across 2 spots

the Audi is the most obvious, but the Ford truck isn't innocent here, it's causing no one to be able to park next to it without being sure they'll get damaged by it's reversing out of the parking spot. The Audi could have parked honorably under the sign though. Jack wagons is what R Lee Ermy calls them