when you park next to a fire hydrant, your passenger WILL door ding your car. Happened both arriving and leaving

nice illegal parking and passenger that wasn't aware that bashing the door into the fire hydrant would leave a dent. Yup, watched it happen. 

more than one person doesn't understand that you are more likely to be towed at the AAA dragstrip than probably anywhere outside Philadelphia

Why Philly? I've enjoyed watching the tv show "Parking Wars" 

driving up the one way street against traffic, and then parking backwards, isn't just stupid and illegal... it's contagious. Be careful, this might mean it's contagious

 I had just parked when the blue Mustang on the right pulled in, and took 3 tries at parking within her parking spot before satisfied that the stang was centered.

the moment that the stang was getting parked, this gray Honda pulled in and didn't try to park. He just made a Nike brand shape (swoosh?, checkmark? off set boomerang?) and didn't use reverse. Just put it in park, and walked into the mall.

Yeah, this is a lot of space behind him, and without any photo trick to make it look larger, I show it from two angles to demonstrate how far out into the lane he parked. 

coolest parking garage ever

Detroit, once the center of automotive manufacturing. Now, a reminder of the results of failure. The movie Alex Cross (good action thriller) used the abandoned and deteriorated Packard plant, and this parking garage (formerly the Michigan Theater) as prime filming locations for chasing and confronting the antagonist character, perhaps symbolically of the mighty university degreed Sherlockian detective vs the morally decayed assassin tortured psycho. Or just incredibly cheap movie sets in poor desperate Michigan for Hollywood movie production budgets to stretch multiple times farther than in Los Angeles

Built in the roaring 1920's excess as the best theater in the midwest, Italian Renaissance styled, but bankrupt by the 50's, and then used to screen hockey games and stage rock and roll concerts... it was then abandonded. Just like so much of Detroit and Michigan when the car makers began to have competition from Europe and lost the focused attention of the worlds car buyers.

The lobby was 4 stories of vast area under a ceiling with 10 foot crystal chandeliers

When they began to demolish the theater, it apparently began to destabilize the adjoining 13 story office building, and destruction was stopped. But with nothing under the ornate decayed ceiling 8 stories above the seats, and parking becoming a problem for the 1970's land yachts, the idea for a parking garage was brought about. Ironic, the theater was hurt most because it had no parking for it's customers, and the competition did.

Many websites are so-so with images of this wonder of parking garages, but see the movie Alex Cross and you'll get a series of movie scenes in the garage, in the projectionists booth, above the false ceiling, etc etc. Best look at it short of a trip to Detroit.

Images and info from http://www.urbanghostsmedia.com/2011/04/michigan-theater-detroits-famous-renaissance-style-parking-garage/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_Building
http://weburbanist.com/2011/01/01/detroits-michigan-theater-the-worlds-most-beautiful-parking-lot/

Unlike the above sites in 2011, the forum http://www.detroityes.com/mb/archive/index.php/t-6538.html?s=a308c97274561d367369c36cd763a0c9 did some research on the parking in 2010 and says that it's off limits to the general public during normal business hours, due to the limited spaces (130) and that the office building tenants have scooped the spaces early every business day

During non-business hours the parking is used for sporting events, mainly football and baseball, a loyal clientele who often park there during game days,  especially during football games when tailgating is done without the worry of inclement weather.

for many articles about Detroit preservation and tours of this and other abandoned, neglected, etc etc points of historic interest: http://preservationdetroit.org/about/press/ which can be summed up as a lot of buildings are planned to be destroyed for parking. 

What will a corrupt city government do to get your money in fines? Paint a handicap parking around your car, then tow your car, fine you, and get a cut of the towing and impound fines. Nice huh?

thanks Steve for the story! (he wanted me to see the cool tow truck (side forks that allow a narrow street parallel parked car to get hoisted onto the flatbed while parked beside it in traffic))

Here is the great part, it was all captured on a security camera across the street, and the car owner was smart enough to check for that. She's avoided the fines (total $365 USD) got her car back, an apology from the mayor, and publicly (using facebook) exposed this scam.

Full story here: http://www.timesofisrael.com/parking-debacle-turns-facebook-sensation/

Some wheel boots aren't very effective on VWs

found on the Russian auto enthusiast site of enormous variety http://parkoffka.ru/item/2012/7/19/zablokirovali_koleso_5_fotografii

These S Holes can't be bothered to park their cars anywhere but as close as possible to the store, even at the extent of parking across 2 spots

the Audi is the most obvious, but the Ford truck isn't innocent here, it's causing no one to be able to park next to it without being sure they'll get damaged by it's reversing out of the parking spot. The Audi could have parked honorably under the sign though. Jack wagons is what R Lee Ermy calls them